WOULD be fun to write a revue....... Here's one for W and Sarah?
You're jobless on the street and in the wrong party
Tossed outta the White House then you suddenly dig
You're looking in Sarah's eyes, you suddenly realize
That this could be the start of something big.
You're horny at Crawford Ranch and watchin' your diet
And wondering why hotflashin' Laura don't give a fig
When outta the Arctic sky, it's suddenly gal and guy,
And this could be the start of something big
There's no controlling the unrolling of your fate, my friend,
You can't help it if you wreck all that you touch
But when an icy lover you discover at Troopergate my friend,
Asking for a second chance on love is not too much!
You're up in an aeroplane a'blastin' at wolfpacks,
Or nailing moose together out in the woods
You suddenly hear the bell, and right away you can tell
That this Sarahcuda really has the goods!
"I'm sick of Todd's controls and the statehouse is drafty
Laura's growing old and you're out of a job
Throw in your lot with me, we'll start a third parteee,
The GOP's a carcass, I'm shopping at Neiman Marcus
No more Out of the Closet now I've seen Paree! (still working on the music here)
We're watchin' the sun come up and countin' your money
Plottin' how to help the South rise again,
Sure 'Bama's in for now, but we'll smear him somehow
And Rove will help us orchestrate our win!
'Cause we gonna help the South to rise again!
We're just sure the South will rise again!
Jesus'll help the South to rise again!