Senator Tim "Stroker" Johnson to Lead Spending Subcommittee
Brain death might prove an advantage in the Senate. Look how well Jesse Helms did w/o one. It's been years since Texas & Oklahoma sent a Senator with a brain to Washington.
Riffs on the New Dark Ages.... Channeling Jonathan Swift, Lenny Bruce, Art Buchwald, Will Rogers, Joe Heller, Terry Southern, Mark Twain, The Bard, Raymond Chandler, Dickens, and....?