40 Virgins here, 72 more in Paradise
Revolutionary nuns sworn never to fuck. But can they bake a cherry pie? You can't make this shit up. Do they have to submit to weekly virginity checks by the royal gynecologists, or does the Beloved Leader take them on trust? Some of the darker grrrls look like African mercenaries from nations south of Libya. You may have read that many of the male soldiers still loyal to Mallomar Quackdaffy were originally boy soldiers, some as young as 12, from black African nations. It gets crazier and crazier. One of his own air force pilots apparently turned his jet around and kamikazied into a Quackdaffy palace, blowing up one of his many sons.