Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Pirate of Montana

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I am the very model of a modern Blue Dog Democrat
I strike a balance midway between Wall Street and the corporate
I know what Trojan Horses are, am one from nose to cuticle
and in 2003 passed prescription reform
for my many friends pharmaceutical.
From Helena to Washington, I'll always do what should be done,
Because you see as Senator I am and always will be one
Who takes my many millions from
the capitalist insurance scum
I am not talking through my hat
when I reassure you that
I am the very model of a modern Blue Dog Democrat

I do all that I can
to screw the common man
as you can see
and hand his hard won wages back
to the masters who have purchased me
I know who I take millions from
my campaign fund's a mighty sum
and now's the time for paypack
to my buds the big insurance scum.

I know who I take millions from, and who I am beholding to
and that's why I do all I do
to give the working man a screw.
Rest easy in the knowledge that
I am a slick & wicked cat
I am the very model of a modern Blue Dog Democrat

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