regarding the recent ethics charges against Governor Sarah Pailin

Sarah sucketh.
She sucketh in Wasilla, she sucketh in Alaska,
She sucketh sasparilla in downtown Athabaska.
She sucketh Juneau, she sucketh Chicago,
She sucketh wherever she do go and don't go.
She sucketh whatever she do know and don't know.
She sucketh with wind dat do blow and don't blow.
She sucketh the short, she sucketh the tall.
She sucketh in spring, she sucketh in fall.
She sucketh seashells, she sucketh the shore.
She sucketh now and forevermore.
She sucketh the left, she sucketh the right.
She sucketh always and with all her might.
She sucketh in dark, she sucketh in light,
She sucketh when loose, she sucketh when tight.
She sucketh in church, she sucketh at home
She sucketh in crowds, she sucketh alone.
She sucketh the north, she sucketh the south,
She sucketh east and west, she sucketh with her mouth.
She sucketh when she shoots, she sucketh when she fires,
She sucketh in cahoots, with all them other liars.
She sucketh when she's cold, she sucketh when she's hot.
She sucketh when she is, she sucketh when she's not.
She sucketh jizz and she sucketh snot.
She sucketh the privileged, she sucketh the masses,
She sucketh the upper and the lower middleclasses.
She sucketh with her hair, she sucketh with her glasses,
She sucketh like a moose at men who make passes.
She sucketh the rich, she sucketh the poor,
She sucketh now and forevermore.
She sucketh eggs, she sucketh green ham.
She sucketh whenever and wherever she yam.