Friday, December 12, 2008

Oprah's full moon rising

December 13, 2008: NASA predicts biggest full moon of the year

There's a full moon risin'
in Oprah's granny panties tonight....
Big as a barn
It's a helluva sight.
She said she had
a grip on her eats
but she couldn't stop swallering
down her sweets.
Now the audience can barely
see the show
'cause of the lunar ass
she's got in tow.
Cameras try
to home in
on her face
but that big behind
fills up all de space.....
There's not enough room
on the broadest flat screens
for the planetary bootie
of America's talk show queen.


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