Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Gonzo with the WWWWWind

Click here: Alberto's Allies Are Scarce

"Stand and deliver.......yo' dead monkey!"


"I strongly support the attorney general in this decision," Bush said. "I also appreciate the hard work and service of the U.S. attorneys who resigned. And I regret that their resignations have turned into a public spectacle."

....I'll bet you do, George.

Is this more beautiful than it is funny, or more gloriously funny than it is beautiful?

It's impossible to parody this stuff:

With all of the news unfolding, a senior Republican Senate staffer said the Bush administration understands the dynamics in play and probably knows it's difficult to "defend someone when you don't know where the dice is going to roll." This aide likened the current administration posture toward Gonzales to its earlier positions on beleaguered officials such as former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Supreme Court nominee and White House counsel Harriet Miers.
"This is standard White House operating procedure," the aide said. "Defend one of their own for an extended period of time during which they become extremely damaged to the point where they are beyond repair. Then, choose after that period of time to remove them."



"Alberto Gonzalez, you lyin' bootlick, you bin damaged to the point where you are beyond repair. Where you gonna go?"

"Ummmmm, will they still take me at Disney World?"

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